Being pretty can be lonely. After all, it's difficult to make friends when everyone you know just wants to fuck you.

 

"The way to make friends isn’t through your anus," Michael Henry explains.

 

“When’s the last time you tried to make any gay friends that didn’t involve parties, drinking, or sex?” he asks his good-looking friend. “All you sexies only have surface friendships because you’re stuck in this loop of connecting and validating each other through some sort of sexual activity. …. Wear pants and take an improv class, nobody’s having sex there.”