Reality show future for man who DIDN'T give a blowjob?

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February 5, 2019 | Arts / Entertainment

Reality show future for man who DIDN'T give a blowjob?

Andy King Fyre Festival Andy King is, if nothing else, a real team player.

He's become insta-famous after appearing in a new documentary on Netflix about the troubled Fyre Festival of 2017. The festival was billed as a high end music festival being held on a private island in the Bahamas. It turned out to be a complete disaster, unable to live up to promises, outright lying to patrons, and resulting in jail time for Billy McFarland, the event organiser.

King was, in many ways, a mentor and right-hand man to McFarland. He was brought in to help save the Fyre Festival, only to quickly realise how out of touch, and corrupt, McFarland truly was.

At one point, McFarland actually asked King to “take one big thing for the team” and give a blowjob to the Bahamian Minister of Customs in order to secure the release of a shipment of Evian water.

“I literally drove home, took a shower, I drank some mouthwash,” King revealed. “I got into my car to drive across the island to take one for the team. And I got to [the customs officer’s] office fully prepared to suck his dick.”

Luckily he didn't have to follow through. Still, a legend was born!

The revelation is probably one of the most talked about moments of the doc. And King said he was ready to get whatever he can out of his fifteen minutes of fame.

“I had three TV show offers this week, from notable networks,” he said. “You see the attractiveness of HGTV today. People love Flip or Flop or Fixer Upper. Let’s just say it’s going to be a show about hosting crazy events -- what it takes to make them happen. There will be cliff-hangers, and you’ll get to follow me around and see how I pull them off.”

“You’re not going to see me launching a handbag line or makeup,” King added. “I think I’m being given a platform that a lot of people, at age 58 especially, don’t get the opportunity to have. And I’m kind of excited about it.”

Maybe his own line of lip balm or mouthwash?

He's hoping that his name won't be forever linked to almost giving oral. “I just don’t want to be necessarily known as the blowjob king of the world,’ he said. “I’m now a noun, a verb, and an adjective. It’s mind-boggling.”

We'd rather be known as a would-be cocksucker than someone who helped a scammer take advantage of hundreds of stupid rich kids. But that's just us.