December 25, 2023 | Hotties

Ho ho hotties!

What's Christmas without sexy festive pics? 

Someone's really excited about the holidays!

Santa filling your socking with some love!

Robbie made sure he was extra bad this year ...

Santa was a bad boy this year!

Everyone wants Santa's big package!

Wow ... Christmas specials have changed since we were young.

"Wanna lick our peppermint sticks?"

The gift he always wanted!

Surprise your boyfriend with a candy cane flavored ass!

Looks like they got each other the exact same gift!

Although festive, your balls should never get that big or red!

"My how you've grown, Billy!"

Now you know what to do with those giant candy canes.

"Hey Santa, my chimney is ready for ya!"

He drinks your milk. He eats your cookies. He jerks off to your porn. What a life!

One of the more popular mall Santas.

Sometimes those reindeer games get a little intense ...

When Santa's away, the elves will play!

Yes, Mark, putting a Santa hat on your penis is cute. Next time, skip the crazy glue ...