This week, Pornhub revealed that searches containing “Golden Shower” increased by 289%. "Watersports” searches increased by 215% along with other related terms like “pissing." Why? Well, unless you live under a rock, you know that secret Intel dossiers allege that Donald Trump hired Russian prostitutes to put on a golden shower show for him.

 

 

The stats also indicate that the men most interested in piss play during this spike were over the age of 65. In fact, Pornhub visitors over the age of 65 were 75% more likely to search when compared to all other age groups. Popularity was lowest with visitors aged 18 to 24, but continued to grow with age.

 

According to Pornhub: "Across the United States, golden showers seem to be more popular in Northern States — perhaps as a way to keep warm in the winter? Vermont, New Hampshire, Maine and Massachusetts proportionately search more often, while popularity is much lower down south in Hawaii, Mississippi, Texas and California."

 

 

 

Trumps new slogan? Make America golden again!