Review date: December 2016
So what's a British "scally." According to UK Scally Lads it's a guy who "Wears sportsgear... is in his teens or early twenties... is usually working class or lower middle class ... and may have a shaved head or crew cut..." Despite their street-tough manner and sports gear these boys know how to deliver full-on performances. They don't have much to say, but they don't shy away from facials, toys, spit and energetic butt-licking, along with a few other twists. The video streams and downloads are of good - not great - quality - and it is indeed sad that the video updates stopped in 2013. The legacy is 228 videos and almost 48,000 images of hot and nasty young Brits.
UK Scally Lads doesn't offer a mirror tour, but it does tell you the total number of videos and pics, and provides a eight page tour, each page highlighting a scene with a text description and a preview clip that begins automatically. The tour could be better: it doesn't let you access the model index or a complete list of videos.
The site's look is basic and navigation is no-frills but straightforward. The buttons for "Shoots" and "Models" are the most important. For fun, hit the button labelled "Scallies" and read the official definition of "scally" and "chav". There is a search feature but it's not too well organized. With the site no longer updating, better categorization and an improved search function are not likely.
The Men and the Action
Slender, smooth and usually Caucasian, pretty much sums up the UK Scally Lads look. And strictly for the sake of accuracy we must report that there are a lot of big, uncut dicks on these 18-24 year olds. Some of the guys really do seem straight, but by and large - from tatted up Kristian to baby faced Luckas - look like they're relishing the sex. And that sex runs the gamut from intense solo scenes to full-blown group action, with most of the play falling in the twosome range. Often, the video camera will linger on the details of the boys' clothing and behavior, with extra attention paid to shoes and smoking. Overall, the sex is hot, the guys feel real and the amateur style suits the subjects perfectly.
Like its models, the videos on UK Scally Lads are a little low rent, but what they lack in polish they make up for in energy. The technical quality of the streaming video is generally good but no better, however the downloads are of slightly higher quality. In order to maintain that rough scally amateur look, the videos are shot with one camera, using available light. They nonetheless capture most of the action with a good variety of medium and close-up shots. The cumshots are almost always caught.
UK Scally Lads hosts 224 DRM-free videos with an average length of 22 minutes. Updates stopped in late 2013.
Scally Lads was slow to join the high-def revolution. They only started adding some HD videos in May, 2012.
The videos can be streamed in Flash, displaying in a small (400x300) in-browser window. Some very recent ones are 640x360.
The videos are offered for download as MP4s (640x480; 1700 kpbs); a small proportion are 960x540.
Windows Media downloads are smaller. Most are 530x400 pixels; 1700 kbps; some very recent ones are 640x360.
Screens: The site is not optimized for mobile viewing.
Image and Other Content
UK Scally Lads is intentionally a little rough around the edges, but the models are genuine and the sex is hot. Unfortunately there are few HD videos on the site, and it stopped updating some time ago. Still, this legacy site is a good choice if you're looking for horny young British amateurs, many with big dicks.
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UK Scally Lads is operated by UKSL Limited and has been online since 2008.