September 6, 2016 | Hotties
Ryan Lochte cemented his position as the "least intelligent Olympian" this summer after lying about being robbed at gunpoint while down in Rio. In reality, he and a few teammates had been confronted by security for vandalizing a restroom while drunk.
Sponsors -- including Speedo, Ralph Lauren, Airweave and Gentle Hair Removal -- have already dropped the swimmer. And since Lochte said he still plans on competing for another four years, he's going to need a little money to do so.
Playgirl has offered to help.
"We are reaching out to him with an offer," spokesman Daniel Nardicio said. "Now that he’s out of his Speedo sponsorship deal, Playgirl.com wants to get Ryan Lochte out of his Speedos."
He added: "We’re fully prepared to handle this 'brah' (as Ryan would say), and take his studliness to new heights, in a huge offer to show American men and women what Ryan Lochte really would do—naked."
Lochte may turn down the offer, though, as he isn't completely without options; he will be competing on Season 23 of ABC's Dancing With the Stars (known for scraping the bottom of the barrel for its celebrities).