All Daniel Provencio wanted was to have a little naked fun with a dude he met online; sadly President Obama got in his way.
Provencio was cycling to his hook-up, blasting "Call Me Maybe" on his MP3 player, and didn't hear police warning him to stop. He rode into a secure area -- blocked off for the President's motorcade -- and was jumped by cops.
He was released after being interrogated and given a disorderly conduct summons.
Sadly, by that time his hook-up had lost interest.
"Manhattan men are huge on punctuality," he said. (That, or his trick's Viagra had worn off.)