TitanMen.com would like to help former U.S. Congressman Aaron Schock with his outstanding legal debt by offering him a million dollars to sign on as an exclusive porn model.

 

Schock, a Republican who was dubbed the “Downton Abbey Congressman” for his choice of congressional office décor, has come under government investigation for allegedly misappropriating both campaign and government money.

 

The boyishly handsome 34-year-old became a media sensation thanks to his Instagram account, which features images of Schock on expensive and exotic vacations, his chiseled physique on display in extreme sports, and his dapper sense of fashion.

 

Aaron Schock stands 5’8″ tall and weighs in at 165 pounds of lean muscle. His impressive six-pack abs earned him a cover and in-depth interview in Men’s Health magazine, where he revealed the secret to his impressive physique: a grueling daily workout routine that includes 60-75 minutes of strength training followed by a five-mile run at 6:30 am.

 

“TitanMen has a history of signing iconically handsome men with both brains and brawn, and Aaron Schock fits that profile to a ‘T’,” said TitanMen Vice-President and managing partner Keith Webb. “Despite Schock’s scandal over allegedly misappropriating campaign funds, he has so much more to offer our fans. What we’re offering is a win-win situation, giving him the opportunity to break free and come out in a whole new world!”

 

While in office, Schock was a nasty homophobe. He fought against same-sex marriage, supported a federal marriage amendment, opposed the repeal of "Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell,"  and even voted against adding sexual orientation to federal hate crimes statutes. So yes, it would be nice to see him gangbanged by a group of extremely well-hung men. (A little watersports and spanking wouldn't hurt either.)