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January 30, 2016 | Health Matters

Deadpool wants you to play with yourself NOW!

Pansexual superhero Deadpool, played by the super hot Ryan Reynolds, has just released an important PSA.

In it, Deadpool explains the value of checking in on your "smooth criminals" from time to time because they might be trying to kill you! Seriously!

“I’m sure you rummage around downstairs more than mommy would like," he explains. "But it’s time you start paying attention to your favorite pastime because that bag of beans bouncing around in your hand could be trying to kill you.”

The message, though delivered in a very tongue in cheek fashion, is a serious one. The PSA is a reminder about the dangers of testicular cancer.

So go on and touch yourself.

Something to touch yourself to. #deadpool.https://t.co/AyJJNsQcjg
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) January 28, 2016

January 30, 2016 | Health Matters

Deadpool wants you to play with yourself NOW!

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