We told you about Starbucks'
new online campaign that featured drag queens Adore Delano and Bianca Del Rio. Well, one pastor isn't having it. Oh no!
Pastor James David Manning, of the ATLAH World Missionary Church in Harlem, claimed that Starbucks was “ground zero” for Ebola being spread by “upscale sodomites." (Right, because there's nothing upscale gays like more than a deadly disease, except maybe teacup poodles and poppers.)
"The thing that I was not aware of is that… what Starbucks was doing, is they were taking specimens of male semen, and they were putting it in the blends of their lattes," he said. "It’s the absolute truth. They’re using male semen, and putting it into the blends of coffees that they sell.
"My suspicion is that they’re getting their semen from sodomites. Semen flavours up the coffee, and makes you think you’re having a good time."
A group of gay activists decided the best form of protest was to hand out free Starbucks in front of Manning's church. They didn't say what they used to flavor the free drinks.