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October 7, 2014 | Sex & Society

Emphasizing the cock in cockpit

Last year, Air Canada pilots were told to stop bringing porn into the cockpit. Pilots were warned in a memo that they faced criminal charges or could be fired because of the inappropriate material.

At the time, Air Canada said the problem was mostly found on Las Vegas flights, with pilots bringing home obscene business cards picked up in that city.

"Air Canada has a strict zero tolerance policy to protect its employees against harassment of any kind, including inappropriate materials that may offend co-workers," airline spokesperson Peter Fitzpatrick explained. "Air Canada took immediate corrective action to adapt its pilot training accordingly and regularly reminds employees that such materials are not tolerated in the workplace."

This week, straight porn website Brazzers offered the same pilots free lifetime memberships.

"On behalf of everyone who has joined the mile-high club on one of your aircrafts, thank you," a company release said. "We are beyond ecstatic that you love pornography so much, but flight safety should be your number one concern. Don’t worry, we’re not mad, just a bit disappointed you didn’t reach out to us first to lend a helping hand.

"The solution is simple: You like porn, we make porn. We'll take care of the cock, you take care of the pit."

There's a catch, however; in order to redeem the offer, pilots must reveal themselves by tweeting to Brazzers’ Twitter account. We're sure they'd love nothing more than to let friends and family know how desperate they are for free porn.

Brazzers Offers Air Canada Pilots Free Membership For Life [Huffington Post]

We Got Your Wings Covered [TMZ]

October 7, 2014 | Sex & Society

Emphasizing the cock in cockpit

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