Last week, a man's lame attempt to rob a
Brisbane sex shop failed miserably when store workers refused to cooperate and chased him out of the store with a barrage of sex toys.
When the suspect approached the sales counter brandishing a knife and demanding cash, the sales clerk responded by throwing sex toys at him. He has almost left the store, but then returned briefly only to be bombarded with another round of dildos and vibrators.
Police describe the failed robber as 5’8” tall and in his mid-30s, with light brown hair. The incident was captured on the store's security video.
This is one case where "stand your ground" worked out without serious consequence, though dildos really are meant to make love, not war.