May 23, 2013 | Funny Bits

Wanted: tiny penises

You've heard of big dick contests, but I'll bet you haven't heard of the opposite. On July 20, the Kings County Bar in Brooklyn - a straight establishment - will be holding its inaugural Smallest Penis in Brooklyn pageant. 

According to the bar manager Aimee Arciuolo,  the idea came to her after a fantastic night of sex with a short-dicked man.“The guy was actually super-confident about it and said, ‘Don’t worry. I have a small pecker but it’s going to be so much fun,’ ” Arciuolo said. 

The evening will include a talent portion, musical numbers, a question-and-answer session and a wet underwear strut. 

I wonder why it's not a gay bar that's sponsoring the evening? 

Brooklyn bar holding smallest penis in Brooklyn contest [Gothamist]