January 5, 2013 | Celeb Watch

Don Johnson brags about another man's penis

For years, rumors have circulated that actor Don Johnson, best known for his starring role in the 1980's TV series Miami Vice, had a massive cock. So Rolling Stone asked him if all the talk was true, and Johnson assured the reporter that his cock was just "regular" sized.

However, Johnson did admit to seeing another cock that impressed him.

“Look, I’ve seen guys with a lot bigger [penises] than me. One time, I was in the Celtics locker room talking to Larry Bird and Kevin McHale . . . and there’s Dennis Johnson coming out of the showers and, dude, that’s who put the Johnson in Johnson. I mean, it must have shown on my face, because when I turned back to Larry, he looked at me and said, ‘I know, huh?’ and I was like, ‘Dude, that’s a weapon.’ "

Funny, we don't get the same reaction when we stare at a man's penis in the locker room. (Maybe if we stopped drooling ... )