September 28, 2012 | Celeb Watch

50 Cent: how to stop masturbating

Rapper 50 Cent took to Twitter this week to let everyone know that masturbation is a sin. Um, okay.

He then decided to offer some advice on how to beat the urge to diddle yourself. 

Step 1. To avoid the urge to masturbate stop going to porn sites. (Please, don't take this advice!)

Step 2. Make a conscious decision not to turn your head after people walk by you. (Because everyone knows the second you check someone out your hands slip down your pants. If you can walk with yours eyes completely shut, even better.)

Step 3. Do not go to strip clubs. (Probably a good idea; you seriously need a hazmat suit to even enter some of these places.)

Step 4. Do not look at lust filled magazines. (or any advertising anywhere, we assume).

He also suggests doing push-ups whenever you get the urge. We'd rather have one sore arm than two, thank you very much.