August 28, 2012 | Celeb Watch

Which Romney would be president in your bedroom?

Yes, that's Mitt Romney standing with his five sons after a very sweaty game of volleyball. 

You're about to hear a lot about them (if you haven't already), as the GOP is holding its big convention this week in which Mitt will be named, officially, as the Republican candidate for the 2012 presidential race. Cue balloons, streamers and homophobic rhetoric!

There's Craig, Ben, Matt, Josh and Tagg, pictured above from left to right. We like to think of them as softer Republicans; the kind who support gay rights and are equally progressive on other issues. (We base this upon nothing but a few wet dreams.)