June 7, 2012 | Online

PETA goes XXX to fight cruelty to animals

People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) has officially launched its brand new .xxx site. 

Unlike most of the .xxx domain, which was designed for adult content, peta.xxx isn't really about being naughty. Instead, it is nothing more than a well-orchestrated stunt to lure people in to hear PETA's pitch on fighting cruelty to animals.

First, you are greeted with a video by Ron Jeremy. Then, you can check out some PETA protesters in very little clothing. (Note: these pics are of vegans with vajayjays. It seems sexy PETA men are hard to come by.)

But, whatever you do, don't click the link for 'Hardcore Videos.' You won't find anything of the sort. Instead, you will get to watch a disturbing video on animals in appalling conditions. It's the PETA pitch, after all; and the reason they created the site.

You can safely explore 'Sex Tips' to find interesting advice for vegans, such as "Asparagus is high in vitamin E, which increases blood and oxygen flow to the genitals, and potassium, which is important for healthy sex hormone production, making this veggie a well-known aphrodisiac;" and, "Men should eat cashews, pecans, almonds, walnuts, and other nuts to take in a healthy amount of zinc, which keeps guys potent and helps prevent prostate problems."

We'll stick with sites with more meat, thank you very much.