September 26, 2011 | Online

App outs gay sons

A new French Android app claims to tell mothers if their son is gay or not.

For just over $2.50, a mom can download the app and then answer a series of 20 questions. The app then does some fancy calculation and tells you if your son likes cock or pussy. 

Questions ask about grooming habits, musical tastes and what he likes to read. Parents are also asked personal questions like "are you divorced." How wonderfully scientific!

If the result is that your son is gay, the app does tell you to "accept it."

The result for a hetero child is much more celebratory: “You have nothing to worry about, your son is not gay. So you have a very good chance of being a grandmother with all the joys that brings.”

Any idiot mother who would use an app like this deserves to be out $2.50.

Is my son gay? French smartphone app asks [rfi]