February 16, 2010 | The Biz

The 16th Annual Hard Choice Awards

The 16th Annual Hard Choice Awards have been announced, covering everything from Best USA Film to Most Fuckable Boy in the World (wow, now that's quite the honor!).

"It's that time of year when everyone with something to say puts it in a list," explains Onan the Vulgarian, the man behind the awards. "This is my list. No party, no fanfare, no shindig, no porn stars, no statuettes. No lifetime achievement awards, no drag queens, no envelopes, no acceptance speeches, no Ms. Congeniality. Just the year's best in all-male porn."

And though it is, ultimately, just one man's opinion, he certainly seems to know what he's talking about ...

Performer of the Year
Tony Buff

Best Film - USA
'Inside Israel,' Lucas Entertainment

Best Film - Foreign
'Love Addiction,' Sarava Productions

Best Director - USA
Chi Chi LaRue, 'Taken: To the Lowest Level, Rascal Video'

Best Director - Foreign
Strongboli, 'Love Addiction,' Sarava Productions

Best Director - Web
Damien Crosse and Francesco D'Macho, Staghomme.com

Best Screenplay
'Tread Heavy,' Rascal Video

Best Actor - USA
Marcus Steele, 'Car Jackers,' Jet Set Men

Best Actor - Foreign
Ariel Vanean, 'Follow Me,' AYOR Studios

Focus ReFocus - Scene 5

Best Supporting Actor
Ryan Raz, 'Focus/ReFocus,' Raging Stallion Studios

Best Non-sexual Performance
Joe Wicht, 'Focus/ReFocus', Raging Stallion Studios

Best Videography
'Focus/ReFocus,' Raging Stallion Studios

Best Art Direction
'Focus/ReFocus,' Raging Stallion Studios

Most Passionate Sex
Jay Roberts & Brice Farmer, 'Paris Playboys,' Lucas Entertainment

Best Daddy-Boy Scene
Nick Moretti & Conner Habib, 'Brief Encounters,' Pantheon Productions

Best Solo
Adam Killian, 'Taken: To the Lowest Level,' Rascal Video

Best Oral Sex
Rafael Carreras & Valentin Petrov, 'Lost Diary of Giovanni,' Lucas Entertainment

Best Rimming
Steve Cruz & Cole Streets, 'Focus/ReFocus,' Raging Stallion Studios

Best Dirty Talk
'Pirate's Booty,' Adult Source Media

Having a Blast! *cum shot*
Diesel Washington, 'Rear Deliveries,' Raging Stallion Studios

Best New Kids on the Block
Performer: Jonathan Agassi
Director: Robert Van Damme
Studio: (the completely reborn) Mustang Studios
Destination: Israel
Website: Staghomme.com

Best Classic DVD
'Erotic Explorer,' Bijou Video

Deepest Throat
Damian Rios

Most Fuckable Boy in the World
Conner Habib

Best Chest
Furry: Charly Diaz
Smooth: Avi Dar

Best Buns
Naor Tal

Hottest Man on the Planet
Andrew Justice

Chance Erotic Image
Jessie Jordan does a handspring over the recumbent Rob Ryder, stealing a kiss on the way, 'Curious,' Buckshot

Things They Didn't Teach You at School
Catheterization, 'Triage,' Titan Media

Triple X Triple Crown
Jason Crew, who can suck, fist and fuck himself

The 16th Annual Hard Choice Awards [XXFactor]