November 18, 2009 | Celeb Watch

Levi Johnston naked. Not!

Levi Johnston is nothing more than a big tease!

According to 'Playgirl' spokesman Daniel Nardicio, Levi decided not to reveal everything in his naked photoshoot for the magazine. "He did not give 'full-frontal' as his manager Tank Jones reported he would," Nardicio admitted. "We're thrilled with the photos we got, and are confident people will love them. Although there may be glimpses, we did not get full on frontal nudity."

Not good enough. We want to see what this Alaskan meat-head is packin' between his legs. Is he hung like a moose or a mouse? (Well, if he's hiding the goods we suspect the latter!)