September 24, 2009 | Funny Bits

Nax: the fugly sex doll

Meet Nax, a life-sized sex doll made by a First Androids, a German company. Nax is no dummy: he's got a simulated heartbeat and he breathes. He comes complete with an “automatically soaring penis” and “artificial automatic ejaculation.”  Sounds pretty good so far.  So what's with the face? We suppose they were shooting for a romance novel coverboy look, but something went horribly wrong. Nax costs $10,000. But does that include a paper bag to cover that ugly mug?