May 20, 2009 | Celeb Watch

Idol vs Idol

So this is the final week of Fox TV's broadcast behemoth American Idol. We're down to the final two and the winner will be crowned tonight.

It's Adam Lambert versus Kris Allen. Lambert is the gay one, able to rework traditional songs into new works of pop art. Kris is the straight one, an underdog of sorts who wasn't expected to make it to the end ... and yet here he is!

And even though Bill O'Reilly tried to turn this into an epic battle between the queer and the good Christian boy, we know what this fight is really about: who's hotter!