December 20, 2008 | Sex Life

The gift of dick

Here's a novel Christmas gift idea: cast  your own dildo, tie it up in a bow and present it to your special someone (no, not your mother). Or better yet, gift him the Create-a-Mate and make casts of each others members. Romantic or what?

Create a Mate is no fly-by-night operation, continuously improving their casting system for 14 years and using only the finest silicone rubber. 

Alternatively, if you have money to burn on such things, you can take the professional route and have a cast made just like the big porn stars do. Johnny Hazard recently documented a "casting call" on his blog. The procedure took place at  an unnamed California facility (Dongs R Us?) and it took three tries to get it right.  

Come to think of it, why not just buy a Johnny Hazzard dildo and avoid all the fuss and muss? Whatever you do, this is one present that will, if nothing else, provide many fond Christmas memories.