July 2, 2008 | Sex Life

Go fuck yourself, naturally

Finally, a dildo Al Gore would approve of! The Eco-Dildo is a finely crafted toy created by hand from renewable sources (ie wood).

According to its creator, Blissboxtoys, " the Eco-Dildo is made from natural and sustainable materials, rather than plastic, so your pleasure will never end.

What’s more, for each Eco-Dildo purchased www.Blissboxtoys.com will plant a Willow bush and issue you a personalised certificate. The fact that you use green sex toys will be immortalized forever!

Each Eco-Dildo "is subjected to a real grinding and then polished to make it silky smooth. After receiving a good licking of protective finish, the new playmate is kept safe and protected in a handmade fabric pouch."

It doesn't come cheap; one will cost you almost $100. Does it come with a no splinter guarantee?