December 11, 2007 | Sex Life

Jesus in the bedroom

According to Divine Interventions, a company that creates a fascinating assortment of sex toys, the XI Commandment is "Thou shalt have outrageous orgasms!" We're not sure why this never made it into the Bible; perhaps Moses just ran out of space on his tablets. 

Now, we are all for dildo play, but there is something a little discomforting about these particular silicone sculptures. No, it's not that they're too big or too pointy; it's just that they have been fashioned into various religious figures, from Jackhammer Jesus to the Diving Nun. These are guaranteed to surprise, and likely offend, the more spiritual people in your life.

You'll even find your own personal, handheld Buddha. "After a thousand years of praying and fasting and endless incarnations, Buddha finally gets to be ... a dildo. What's the sound of one hand rubbing? Om... om... om...igod!"

Spiritual salvation through climax; it's a unique approach to religion.