September 24, 2007 | Studio Flixxx

What the Dickens?

The great, great grandson of Charles Dickens is no fan of gay porn. According to vidioview.com, when the 77-year-old somehow found out about PZP Productions' new film, "Oliver Twist," he threatened the company with legal action.

"How dare you smear the Dickens name by associating it with queer smut?!  This sir is unconscionable!," the Dickens' descendant said in an e-mail. "What perverted people you must be to turn a beloved family classic into cheap, pornographic rubbish!  You should be ashamed of yourself…I shall do whatever it takes, to the day I die, to stop you from committing this blasphemy!"

Okay, everyone, who let Grandpa on the computer again?