July 27, 2007 | Sex Life

What does it all mean?

We believe we attract some of the smartest surfers on the Internet. But anyone, regardless of how much they understand about the world around them, can always have their SIQ (Sexual Intelligence Quotient) improved. Do you know the difference between a dong and a dildo, for example? Can you spot a yoni in a crowd of men?

So to ensure that our readers are fully equipped to understand an increasingly (we hope) sexual world, we've decided to help out with a few quizzes from time to time. Ready?

Answers? This way...

Sitophilia, obviously, is the sexual arousal from food and eating. It can be apples, or cheesecake, or oranges, or cookies. We prefer bananas.

The term "stranger on the rocks" refers to the act of submerging your hand in a bucket of ice. You then use your numbed appendage to jerk off. We don't understand why, either.

And finally, "yaoi" is a genre of erotic Japanese comics reflecting gay sexuality. We would, however, accept the cry you emit "after catching your penis in the zipper of your jeans!" We've all been there, and can feel your pain...