October 27, 2022 | Hotties

Get ready for the Hallo-weenies!

With the last weekend of October just around the corner, it's time to plan that sexy costume as a special treat for all the neighborhood tricks. Need a few suggestions? Check out these Halloween hotties for some inspiration...

Paul is the most popular tour guide at the pumpkin patch for some reason.

Someone ran out of green paint.

No costume? Just draw the darn thing on!

There's a reason these pumpkins are smiling...

Hands free trick-or-treating!

A deleted scene from the recent Spider-Man movie.

Every nerd's dream cum true!

Tickle her chin and see what happens!

Obviously, it was very cold that Halloween night.

It's a pocket sized musket!

Someone popped some Viagra a little early!

He won't have trouble finding his "6".

Freddie and Jason: two well hung hunks of horror.

This is what the real Superman should be wearing.

The reason the Sheriff of Nottingham was so eager to get his hands on Robin Hood ...

Jack-Off Lantern is suddenly feeling a little bit shy.

Hopefully he's giving free prostate exams!

Wow, that pumpkin really gets around!