That time Andy Bell refused sex with an alien

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January 4, 2020 | Celeb Watch

That time Andy Bell refused sex with an alien

Erasure’s Andy Bell said he passed up on the chance to have sex with a being from outer space.

He claimed that last March the earth was visited by 1,000 spaceships and flying angels. One of the angels approached Bell with the offer of sex with a "one tentacled" alien. Bell was afraid to lose his gay card, and refused.

He explained: “One of the angels asked whether I would like to experience what it would be like to make love to an alien, but I just thought, ‘No.’ I just thought I’m not quite ready for it yet, because they are all sexualities, all together, all mixed up, and they’ve got like one tentacle.

“The thing that stopped me from doing it is because I say that I’m gay and their sexual experience is neither gay nor straight, female nor male, it’s all mixed up together. I didn’t want to go with a woman. That’s just how I am.”

And even though he didn't get off, he called the visit a “really wonderful thing."

Yep, 2020 is going to be a very interesting year.