October 30, 2018 | Hotties

The return of the Halloween hotties

The leaves are changing color. The nights are getting longer. The pumpkins are getting carved.

Yes, it is that time of year again, which means you need some costume ideas to impress your friends (or that hunky hook-up). Not to worry! We've got some of the hottest looks for this haunted holiday season!

We know exactly what it takes to make Tarzan scream "Aaaaaah Aaaaaaaah AaAaAa aaaaaaaah!"

Now we know why Lex Luthor was always so jealous of SuperMan.

Looks like his pokemon is trying to get out!

R2D2 has been working out (making C3PO a very happy robot).

It's wedgie boy!

Nice balls!

Mario and Luigi are here for all your "plumbing" needs.

I volunteer to be the "AND."

Um, is it wrong to want to see his third horn?

Spider-Man just can't stop playing with himself.

From the set of the next Deadpool movie, Deep Inside Spider-Man.

Iceman is making us melt.

Porn star Derek Bolt is feeling very horny this Halloween.

Too soon?