September 21, 2017 | Funny Bits

Firefighters called to free man's penis

Add this one to the list of dumb masturbation tricks.

Last week, firemen in the city of Worms, Germans were called to the local hospital to help extract a man’s dick from the center hole of a gym dumbbell.

According to the fire department, which posted the photo below to Facebook, it took them three hours to very carefully cut the gym weight into five pieces, using a grinder.

There is no indication of what, exactly, the man was doing with his dick in such an unlikely place. 

The fire department said it posted the photo as a warning to others: “Please do not imitate such actions!”

We dare say there were two dumbbells involved in this accident!