August 6, 2015

Religious group hands out condoms for "the second coming"

Second coming condomsThe socially progressive Chicago Theological Seminary wanted to be nice and hand out condoms during several festivals. The condom packages included a rainbow colored version of the church's logo and the slogan "Take Two (for the second coming!)."
The condoms were shared during the city's Pride Parade, Pride Day at the United Church of Christ General Synod and the Wild Goose Festival (a Christian music festival).
The result: a lot of pissed of conservative Christians!
Evangelical mouthpiece Bethany Blankley accused the seminary of "false teaching and false representation of Christianity."
"Nothing could be further from Biblical truth – the seminary’s claims are inherent of blasphemy, heresy, and an obvious representation of hatred toward God and His Word," she wrote in a column. "Only an apostate Christian and apostate church could celebrate or encourage gay sex or orgies. Only an apostate Christian and apostate church could advocate being 'LGBTQ friendly.' Apostasy is inherently anti-God." (Apostates sound like fun!)
The school, however, doesn't much care what people like Blankley think. "It was done with a little humor that not everyone appreciated," explained Rev. Alice Hunt. "We believe that Christ's message is always about love and inclusion. There's a lot of angst about the same-sex marriage issues, particularly in certain communities."
Seminary's 'second coming' condoms offend some conservative Christians [The Chicago Tribune]

July 28, 2015

Sexy Spartans defeated by Chinese police

It was supposed to be a harmless promotional event celebrating the anniversary of Sweetie Salad, an organic salad delivery service: a hundred studly Western actors outfitted like Spartan warriors marching through well-know shopping districts in Beijing. However, this is China, and when the shopping crowds got too interested in the parade of half naked men the police decided the display was "disturbing street order." The beauties were ordered to disperse. A few did not flee at once and were wrestled to the ground and detained by police for a few hours. Given that there is no freedom of assembly, or freedom of anything for that matter, in China, it's not  a big surprise. 

July 22, 2015

Luka Magnotta says he's "found the one"

Luka MagnottaConvicted murderer Luka Rocco Magnotta has removed his personal ad from a matchmaking website for lonely prisoners. He told the website owner that he found what he was looking for.
In his ad he said he wanted someone "loyal, preferably educated, financially and emotionally stable for a long term committed relationship." Oh, and you have to be white. "If you think you could be my prince charming, send me a detailed letter with at least 2 photos."
Without editorializing too much, former porn model Magnotta is a yucky wackadoodle. In 2012, he killed and dismembered university student Jun Lin, and sent his body parts around Canada, including to the Prime Minister's Office.
Still, without knowing how many responses he received, he claimed to have found "the one." Yes, love really is blind (and stupid).
Website founder Melissa Fazzina admitted the ad resulted in a lot of criticism. "There was a lot of negative publicity -- a lot of people were not happy that he was on there," she said. "But as I explained to everybody, I treated Luka Magnotta no differently than any other inmate. This is a human right that all of these inmates are entitled to."
The one bright side: this should give hope to all the lonely non-murdering types out there who are looking for love.
Magnotta quits inmate dating site after finding what he was looking for [Globe and Mail}

July 14, 2015

Free gay weddings ... at a straight brothel!

Bunny Ranch gay weddings
We're sure that when many of you picture your ideal wedding location it is someplace warm, someplace welcoming, and someplace where straight men go to pay for sex! Your dream can now come true; the infamous Bunny Ranch brothel in Carson City, Nevada, has promised to provide free - and legally recognized - weddings to gay couples across America.
In fact, owner Dennis Hof even got himself ordained as a minister so that he could officiate the weddings at the Ranch.
And the deal he's offering is pretty good!
“I’m paying for the marriage licenses, and we’ll host a great reception for the couples in one of our plush Bunny Ranch VIP suites," Hof said. “A large part of our business has become couples coming here to explore having another girl join them in a sexual experience, and many of those couples have been lesbians. Being able to provide them with the ability to legally join hands in marriage and then consummating the union right here on site with the assistance of a beautiful Bunny if they so chose, will be a true honor for me."
Gay men may wish to forgo that particular option. (Or not, depending on how memorable you want your first time as a married couple to be.)
"I’m happy to pay for the licenses so these couples can finally fully enjoy the basic human rights that they have been wrongfully denied for so long,” he added.
Hof admitted that part of his decision was because of his recent friendship with Liberace's ex-boyfriend, Scott Thorson. Hof allowed Thorson to stay at the ranch while Thorson was struggling financially so that he could get back on his feet. 
“Having Scott live at The Bunny Ranch for a period of months right next door to my house while he got back on his feet allowed me to have day-to-day interaction with a gay person who over time became a very close friend," Hof said. "If someone were to tell me that my friend isn’t worthy of loving someone and being loved in return, that person and I would have a big problem — a very big problem.”
The free wedding offer is open to all gay, lesbian and transgender couples until Labor Day 2015. Those interested can email to reserve a date.

July 13, 2015

Bill Nye: Yes, homosexuality is perfectly natural

American scientist and former TV host Bill Nye (the Science Guy) has released a new video to help the uneducated and deliberately ignorant people out there understand that homosexuality is perfectly natural.
He points out that “homosexuality exists across all species and throughout nature."  

July 9, 2015

Russia creates Straight Pride flag

Straight Pride flag from RussiaWith little to offer the Russian people aside from increasingly limited "freedoms" and an ongoing war in the Ukraine, the country's politicians decided what citizens needed was a new flag. And not just any flag ... a Straight Pride flag!

The flag was created, in large part, as an answer to the growing presence of the rainbow flag (appearing around the world due to Gay pride, and because of companies like Facebook). 
Vladimir Putin’s United Russia party has had enough! The party created a "flag for straights" which features a nuclear family with a mother, father and three children. The hashtag: “#realfamily".
"This is our answer to same sex marriages, this mockery of the very concept of family," explained lawmaker Aleksey Lisovenko."We must prevent gay fever in our country and support traditional values."
He added that he wants the rainbow flag banned in Russia, even on social media. (Good luck with that!)
Just when you think it isn't possible, Russia gets just a little bit crazier!
Putin’s Party Unveils ‘Straight Pride’ Flag [OUT]

July 8, 2015

Prison sentence for sex on Florida beach

Jose CaballeroA Florida man has been sentenced to over two years in prison after being found guilty of having sex on a state beach. 
Jose Caballero, 40, and Elissa Alvarez, 21, decided it would be a good idea to go all the way on Bradenton Beach ... and they did it in the middle of the day. 
Caballero was arrested at the scene of the crime last July following complaints from beachgoers.
“His judgment was pretty poor,” assistant state attorney Anthony Dafonseca said. “If you think about 2:30 in the afternoon on a crowded beach. It takes a certain type of person to do that in front of children a few feet away.”
During his court case, Caballero denied the accusations; he claimed witnesses were mistaken about they saw. The jury took 15 minutes to find him guilty.
The good news: he's already familiar with life on the inside. He previously served almost eight years in prison for cocaine trafficking.
Both he and his sex buddy must now register as sex offenders. She was also sentenced to time served.
Florida man sentenced to 2.5 years in prison for having sex on the beach [GobalNews]

June 30, 2015

Convicted murderer Luka Magnotta seeking 'prince charming'

Luke Magnotta posts singles adIf you're into psychopathic sickos, then you'll be one of the few men out there excited to hear that Luka Rocco Magnotta is looking for a "prince charming." He has just posted an ad on a matchmaking website for prisoners.
The former porn model and escort, who killed and mutilated university student Jun Lin, joined Canadian Inmates Connect Inc., where lonely convicts meet potential partners.
His ad reads: "Seeking single white male, 28 - 38 years of age, white and in shape. One who is loyal, preferably educated, financially and emotionally stable for a long term committed relationship. If you think you could be my prince charming, send me a detailed letter with at least 2 photos."
Magnotta will be locked up until at least 2037. Still, he's willing to be picky about finding the one. "Only those I deem compatible will receive a response," he wrote. "Serious inquiries only please. All unsolicited mail will be discarded."
The site was created by Melissa Fazzina. She admitted she was surprised when she received the letter - and the $35 fee - from Magnotta, but thinks he deserves a chance at love.
"A lot of people will think that he doesn't deserve to be on the website or have access to communication with the outside world," she said, "but I still hold the same stance where I believe everybody is equally able to redeem themselves and rehabilitate themselves and hopefully that will happen with him as well."
However, she added: "As with any inmate, anybody going on to the website, you know what you're getting yourself into. Whatever relationship develops, whatever good or bad comes out of it -- I'm not responsible for it. I'm just the middle person."


Luka Magnotta looking for ‘prince charming’ on dating site for prisoners [The Star]

June 29, 2015

No, that wasn't an ISIS flag at London's Gay Pride

CNN mistakes dildo flag for ISIS flagDuring Gay Pride celebrations in London this weekend, one intrepid CNN reporter decided scooping a story was more important than getting her facts right.
Correspondent Lucy Pawle, based in England's capital city, spotted an ISIS flag in a sea of rainbows. She spoke with anchor Suzanne Malveaux about what she saw.
“I seem to be the only person who has spotted this, and nobody seems to be raising any questions or pointing it out,” she said. She added that she told police and others, but no one seemed to care.
Had she looked a little closer, or asked the person holding the flag, she would have discovered that the flag satirized ISIS by using depictions of buttplugs and dildos. (Normally, Islamists don't use sex toys as lettering.)
Although there has been no official retraction or apology from CNN, Pawle did retweet some comments on Twitter that called her out for making a mistake.
Lucy Pawle tweets
CNN removed the video from its site. However, the clip lives on thanks to YouTube.

June 26, 2015

US Supreme Court says yes to gay marriage

Gay marriage comes to the USOn June 28th, 1969, police raided the Stonewall Inn in New York City in a routine assault on the gay community. The result: three days of riots and the beginning of the modern day gay rights movement.

Now, 46 years later, the Supreme Court of the United States has declared that gays have a constitutional right to get married! We've certainly come a long way!

"No union is more profound than marriage, for it embodies the highest ideals of love, fidelity, devotion, sacrifice and family," Justice Anthony Kennedy wrote in the majority opinion, representing 5 of the 9 judges.

He continued:

In forming a marital union, two people become something greater than once they were. As some of the petitioners in these cases demonstrate, marriage embodies a love that may endure even past death. It would misunderstand these men and women to say they disrespect the idea of marriage. Their plea is that they do respect it, respect it so deeply that they seek to find its fulfillment for themselves. Their hope is not to be condemned to live in loneliness, excluded from one of civilization’s oldest institutions. They ask for equal dignity in the eyes of the law.

The Constitution grants them that right. The judgment of the Court of Appeals for the Sixth Circuit is reversed.

gay marriage gif

Making the win that much better is knowing how pissed Justice Antonin Scalia is right now. He wrote the dissent for the four Justices who disagreed with the ruling.

"If, even as the price to be paid for a fifth vote, I ever joined an opinion for the court that began: 'The Constitution promises liberty to all within its reach, a liberty that includes certain specific rights that allow persons, within a lawful realm, to define and express their identity,' I would hide my head in a bag," Scalia wrote. "The Supreme Court of the United States has descended from the disciplined legal reasoning of John Marshall and Joseph Story to the mystical aphorisms of the fortune cookie." 
There's going to be a lot of partying this weekend! 

June 23, 2015

Campaign raises $43,000 for owner of "relentlessly gay" home

Relentlessly gay yard

Imagine being paid $43,000 for hanging a bunch of rainbow color lanterns in your front yard. Well, that's what happened to one woman in Overlea, Maryland.

Single mother Julie Baker received a nasty anonymous letter from one of her neighbors that complained about her rainbow-themed yard decorations. The writer said the yard was becoming “relentlessly gay" and it wasn't acceptable.
Dear Resident... Your yard is becoming Relentlessly Gay! Myself and others in the neighborhood ask that you tone it down. This is a Christian area and there are children. Keep it up and I will be forced to call the police on you! Your kind need to have respect for GOD.
A Concerned Home Owner.
Challenge accepted. Baker started a GoFundMe campaign to raise enough money “to make my home even more ‘relentlessly gay.’  If we go high enough, I will see if I can get a rainbow roof!”
She continued: “Put simply, I am a widow and the mother of four children, my youngest in high school and I WILL NOT relent to hatred. Instead, I will battle it with whimsy and beauty and laughter and love, wrapped around my home, yard and family!!!”
In just five days, she has raised over $43,000. That's $38,000 more than she was asking for.
On Sunday, she wrote two thankful she was to the 3,300 strangers who donated money. “I am so full of gratitude not only for the enormous gift you have bestowed on me, but for all of the kindness you have chosen to take up and hold as banner of hope,” she said.
Baker, who identifies as bisexual, said that initially there was nothing queer or political about her rainbow filled yard. "The point of the rainbows isn't about being gay," she said. "It's because we love rainbows. I have a rainbow tattoo on my arm. We're going to decorate the white siding of our house with them."
Doesn't A Concerned Home Owner know you can't win against a rainbow?
Woman Fights Homophobia With Her “Relentlessly Gay” Garden [GOOD]
Baltimore woman trolls homophobe who accused her of having ‘relentlessly gay’ yard [Raw Story]

June 18, 2015

Lithuanian army afraid of men who like flowers

Hunk in flowersIn Lithuania, every young man is obligated to give his country nine  months of military service. However, gay men are, apparently, not welcome.
Applicants for service are selected randomly to take a psychological assessment to determine if they have the right qualities to serve. Recruits are asked if they like flowers or have ever considered becoming a florist. Say yes, and you are totally gay and unfit to serve.
Men are also asked if they ever wanted to be a woman. Say yes, and you're not welcome.
"I use it as a criteria to screen them out," explained psychiatrist KÄ™stutis Ramanauskas. “Even though it is claimed that it is not a disease, but it is. Wrong orientation is a psycho-behavioural disorder. Even though some disagree.
“But a person like that will be bullied in the army, he will not be able to serve out the nine-month term.”
The Lithuanian Minister of Defence disagrees. “Our laws and decrees do not include any discrimination on the grounds of sexual orientation," he said. "The army is open to both heterosexual and homosexual individuals, we do not reject troops fit to serve in Lithuania’s Armed Forces by [that] principle.”
Maybe he should tell the military's psychiatrist that.

June 16, 2015

PornHub wants help financing the first porn vid in space

Johnny SinsPornHub hopes that with a little help from horny fans, the website will be able to raise the $3.4 million needed to make the first porn video ever to be shot in space.
The site has started a crowdfunding campaign called the "Sexploration" on Indiegogo. Porn stars Eva Lovia and Johnny Sins (pictured) have been selected as the two models to appear in the film.
"Our work is definitely cut out for us," a representative said. "We need to train and outfit our crew, consult with a dedicated team of specialists, purchase custom modified film equipment and completely fund the use of the shuttle that’ll take us on our journey to space.
"By supporting us through the purchase of one (or several!) of our amazing perks, [fans] have the opportunity to be a part of the most epic sex adventure ever caught on tape, causing lives to change, mouths to drop and boundaries to be broken." 
We have always been curious about what a cum explosion looks like in zero gravity!
Fans are being offered swag for any help. And if you are a big spender, for a donation of a mere $150,000 you can choose between Lovia's or Sins' spacesuit used during production (underwear included). 
Back in 2008, Virgin Galactic was offered $1 million to allow a porn shoot when SpaceShipTwo was ready to launch. Virgin declined the offer.
In just five days, PornHub has raised over $20,000. 
We'd like to suggest they shoot a gay porn vid in space as well; PornHub could call it Uranus: Where No Man has Cum Before.

June 11, 2015

Christian couple threatens to divorce over gay marriage

Canberra City News str8 couple to divorceNick and Sarah Jensen are so passionate that marriage should only exist between a man and a woman that the Christian couple said they would divorce if gay marriage ever comes to Australia. Their story was featured in the Canberra City News magazine.
"My wife and I just celebrated our 10-year anniversary," Nick explained, "but later this year, we may be getting a divorce. The reason has nothing to do with the state of our marriage. We were married at 21 after being high-school sweethearts for several years before that. In fact, my wife is the only woman I have ever loved, the mother of our children, my perfect match."
If, or should we say when, gay marriage arrives in Oz, the two will end the marriage but continue to have sex, maybe have more children and call each other "husband" and "wife."
They say they will still be "married" in God's eye.
Of course, this is nothing more than a publicity stunt. Nick is part of the Australian Christian Lobby, which is the main group fighting the legalization of same-sex marriage in Australia.
Luckily, the article was roundly criticized by Canberra City News readers.
Said one: "Who cares if they get divorced, what two people do in their own relationship is their own business. So go about yours quietly Nick and Sarah because those of us living in 2015 don’t care for your bigotry."
Added another: "Divorce then. You have just proved ”The Sanctity Of Marriage” means absolutely NOTHING except a ploy by religious zealots to deny people their human rights. Talk about ignorant white trash attempting to guilt others."
We just want to thank the Jensen's for giving Australia one more reason to support same-sex marriage.