No, it isn't Britney Spears with a four o'clock shadow. It's gay-porn star François Sagat making fun of the pop star for her messy public image.
And can we just say that Sagat can work a skirt like no other porn star we know. You go girl!
Italian soccer player Jesus Datalo is in trouble for posing in his underwear for gay magazine 'Romeo Mag.' Although there were only five pictures in the article, one of them included the team uniform. That crossed the line!
Club president Aurelio De Laurentis argued that the Napoli football club's image had "been violated" by Datalo's actions.
He may now be fined by the league for his appearance in the magazine.
Overreaction? We think it is. It's not like Datalo jerked off onto his official soccer kit and then forced a team mate to lick it up. (Although that would be pretty hot!)
Footballer player scolded for featuring in gay men's magazine [Pink Paper]
If you needed proof that bald could be very sexy, here it is ...
Bugs are icky. Lice are very icky. And pubic lice are the ickiest of all!
But there may be a small - we pray a very small - group of men who are into crabs -- and not the eatin' kind.
"Me and my buddy, Insex, have had broods in our briefs for a long while now, so we thought to ourselves, well, there must be somewhere online to get together with other people but we couldn't find one," explained the site creator, Bugger. "I mean, how else are the bug chasers going to score the prize? There used to be a group on Yahoo but it has been deleted. So Insex says to me, Bugger, we oughta do up a web site. And I say to him, Great idea! And here we are."
The result: A website called lovebugz.net, where information can be shared with other entophilliacs (bug fetishists). They even suggest the type of pubic lice to use, which are non-biters from Japan.
The Sword wondered aloud if this site was really a clever dig at that other form of bug chasing (where men have unprotected sex with HIV+ partners in hopes of contracting HIV). Or it could be a spoof site. Or - say it isn't so - it could be the real thing.
Dammit, why do we suddenly feel so itchy down there?
When Bug Chasing Means Fetishizing Public Lice [The Sword]
Well look who's gracing the cover of 'Vanity Fair.' It's none other that Mr. Philanderer himself, Tiger Woods. And he's half naked!