Something tells us that Republicans and conservative Democrats will draw the line on this one ...

Don't hold your breath for this fight to end any time soon.

Rush started his career in 2001 in the movie "Bounce," turning heads and hardening cocks with his impressive body and handsome features. He quickly made a name for himself as a muscled top, but has been known to take it up the butt from time to time.

And he hasn't limited his on-camera activity to porn. Rush made an appearance in Chad Allen's gay detective film, "Third Man Out" and had a small cameo in "Another Gay Movie."

The reason for the split between performer and studio has not been revealed. According to Troy Prickett, Falcon's Director of Promotion, "Even though [Matthew] will officially be shedding his Lifetime Exclusive title we fully expect to be working with him again sometime soon.”

A lifetime just ain't what it used to be.

The Football Association and the Professional Footballers Association have promised £20,000 in funding for the project.

"I know of a group of gay footballers who would not feel comfortable coming out at the moment," said project organizer Peter Tatchell. "This video might be the precursor to that happening, and if it's well received, I suspect it will give some players the confidence to think about coming out."

In British football history only one player has been open about his homosexuality, and that didn't end well. Justin Fashanu committed suicide in 1998 after suffering from years of abuse and bigotry from teammates and football fans.

Tatchell noted: "The plan is to feature big-name stars speaking out against homophobia, in order to make anti-gay chants look as stupid, ignorant and uncool as racist ones."

We think Beckham should just come out (gay or not). He could even be a bi man. And then we could get married in some strange three way with Victoria and live happily ever after in a villa on the west coast of Spain and ... but we digress.

Some critics claimed he would never make fun of gay people, therefore he shouldn't make fun of overweight people.

So, as with any star worth their (ahem) weight these days, he took to his blog to explain:

"It's not the same thing though, is it? Gay people are born that way. They didn't work at becoming gay. Fat people became fat because they would rather be that way than stop eating so much. They had to eat and eat to get fat. Then, when they were fat they had to keep up the eating to stay fat. For gayness to be the same as fatness, gay people would have to start off straight but then ween themselves onto cock. Soon they're noshing all day getting gayer and gayer. They've had more than enough cock… they're full… they're just sucking for the sake of it. Now they're overgay, and frowned upon by people who can have the occasional cock but not over indulge.

"When a doctor tells me that that's how you become gay, I'll stop making jokes about fat people."

Overgay? Guilty as charged!

The Washington Post reports that the sexual stimulant is being traded by the CIA for valuable information on the Taliban. In one instance, a 60-year-old warlord struggling with four much younger wives was given four pills; a few days later he offered detailed information on the movement of anti-US forces.

"Whatever it takes to make friends and influence people," the Post quoted one CIA agent. "Whether it's building a school or handing out Viagra."

In the case of the warlord: "He came up to us beaming. He said, 'You are a great man.' And after that we could do whatever we wanted in his area."

Other gifts are offered as well, including dental work, toys and medicine. But we're sure Viagra provides the most bang for the American buck.

Jordan Jaric

Replaced? A rather nice nose for a much smaller one.

Aden told vidioview, “Of course he got a nose job. It’s been planned for a long time. He has wanted it since he was 12. ... It’s still in the healing process, so it’s a bit swollen."

One or two little touches is not a problem. Just don't go crazy, Jordan; remember Joan Rivers?

"In my post titled, 'A Guilty Pleasure', I revealed my affinity for Eastern European bareback porn flicks," he wrote on his blog. "I said that if I was only more daring or more stupid that I would be in Prague getting my ass plowed bareback by all the hot gay cock that the Czech Republic has to offer. Well today I want to confess that I might actually be that daring/stupid."

The career limiting move -- he reduces the number of future fuck partners and the studios who will work with him -- is getting less than an enthusiastic reaction from his fans.

"Fantasies are exciting but this is not the 70's, you need to play safe," offered one person.

"Sorry Mason , I think you're sick ... you'll have no guarantee that you'll not be infected ... And ( I hate to be moralistic) there's still no cure if it's the case," added another.

Of course, there are those who want to see the young man risk his health. "Condoms in porn (and in person) are a huge buzz kill. Go for it, Mason." (We thought catching a life altering disease would be an even bigger buzz kill, crazy us!)

As for Mason, we're hoping he's not serious when he says, "I want to be an American barebacking bottom slut for hot Eastern European porn models, taking load after load deep inside me until my ass looks like a torn-up cream filled twinkie."

Campbell Soup Company's

The American Family Association (AFA) was quick to attack the company for "a message that homosexual parents constitute a family and are worthy of support." The AFA is urging members to write to Campbell's President Douglas Conant and "tell him you want his company to stop supporting the gay agenda."

Campbell's, however, refuses to give in. "Our position on this is pretty straightforward," said company rep Anthony Sanzio. “Inclusion and diversity play an important role in our business, and that fact is reflected in our marketing plan. For more than a century, people from all walks for life have enjoyed Campbell’s products, and we will continue to try to communicate in ways that are meaningful and relevant to them.

"Our plans for the Swanson brand include additional placements in The Advocate."

We can understand the AFA's concern. First it's soup, and then what? Frozen pizza? We gays will be eating just like everybody else soon.

Here's hoping Borriello has a camera on his cell phone.

We've heard it all before. In fact, these exact same arguments have been used by U.S. legislators to justify state censorship since the dawn of the Internet. Perhaps the Brits are inspired by Australia, which recently implemented a two-tiered nation-wide firewall to block illegal and child-unfriendly websites.

BananaGuide would be on the naughty list for sure, but sites created by PFLAG and safer sex educators could also be targeted. As is always the case with Net censorship, the problem lies in who determines what is appropriate for kids and what is not. And that's what we thought parents were for.