Josh Hartnett

Cringing? Was is really that bad?

"No one quite knew where to look and there was a very awkward silence. Josh didn't seem bothered that the library wasn't locked and anyone could just burst in. He just kind of went for it."

It wasn't until after the deed was done that a hotel manager had a quiet word with Josh. The Soho Hotel staff are discreet, even if some of their guests aren't. Which is why their is no "Josh Hartnett Sex Tape"  circulating the Web right now. Believe us, we've checked.

If this isn't reason to spend more time at the library, we don't know what is.

The Motion Picture Association of America (MPAA) initially tagged the film with an NC-17 rating. That was overturned on appeal. But now the MPAA has banned one of the posters for the movie, tut-tutting its nearly invisible blowjob reference. (Look closely and you will see the tops of two heads just about where the stars' crotches are.)

However, the "suggestive"  image will still be used to promote the movie in Canada.  "I've always loved Canada and Canadians for giving us hockey," says director Kevin Smith. "Now, I love 'em just a little bit more. For allowing tufts of hair."

Check out the trailer after the jump ...

And what a fine young man he is. On his MySpace page -- recently and conveniently removed from prying eyes -- he proudly declared himself a "fuckin' redneck." Some of his hobbies:  "I live to play hockey. I like to go camping and hang out with the boys, do some fishing, shoot some shit and just fuckin’ chillin’."

But "ya fuck with me I’ll kick ass," he warned. Did he mean kiss ass?

Levi also claims that he doesn't want kids, but now it turns out he's going to marry Palin's daughter and make an honest woman of her. Did someone say "shotgun"?

Some might consider Levi hot,  even if he is (or because he is) a little rough around the edges.

When Dan White was convicted of the murders, his sentence was deemed so light that the local gay community rioted, with protesters crying for justice and revenge. Later that night, police struck back in the gay Castro neighborhood at the Elephant Walk bar. In total, 160 people were hospitalized in what would be dubbed the White Night Riots.

Director Gus Van Sant explores the story in the biopic "Milk" which started filming in January and will be released this December. The movie stars Sean Penn as Milk, and Josh Brolin as his assassin White.

"I have pretty much always been an exhibitionist," he admitted to us. "but I did not realize that I was going to take it a step further until the year 2000 when I found a site called Camarades. They had some cam software that allowed people to stream images and show off for others.

"It was so much fun and so addicting that I decided to start my own site. I figured that since I was straight and since I would be on cam that I would use the name "STR8cam.com".

And therein lies the rub: he's as straight as they cum, er, come. But he's winning over a lot of horny men, especially since posting a few sexy videos on XTube  ...

Obviously if the boys were appearing in porn they were turning their lives around; what greater community service is there than helping thousands of gay men get off? Check out these pics.

The judge will determine if the men will be tried together or separately, whether or not their work as escorts and porn producers (referred to in court documents as "alleged prior bad acts") can be used as evidence by prosecutors, and if taped conversations of Cuadra and Kerekes supposedly talking about the murder will be heard by the jurors.

The case itself has been pending since May of last year and should finally begin in January, 2009. For some reason we thought due process was a little quicker than that ...

From "Fuck a Republican" to "Looking to service a young Democrat" to someone in desperate need of "gloryholes" the ads offered much of what you would expect from horned up political types.

However, one woman turned to Craigslist to score a ticket to the convention by posting a picture of her boobs and suggesting, "Let's enjoy the day, see our next President speak and celebrate afterwards." (whatever does she mean by that?)

This may explain a sudden withdrawal of a bill that would have, among other things, targeted pornography.

The party's deputy chairwoman, Edibe Sozen, wanted to force buyers of adult material to give their personal details to shopkeepers, who would in turn pass this information to the authorities. The same bill would have also introduced prayer in all state schools, something prohibited by the country's constitution.

Turkey's prime minister, Recep Tayyip Erdogan, tried to distance himself and his party from the legislation. "It [the bill] is not the party's work, but it was perceived as if it belonged to the party," he told an AKP meeting. "Such works should be discussed within the party first. It is an ill-timed and fatal statement.

"The content is bad. She [Sozen] put the party in a difficult situation. We are going through sensitive times that need caution and ultimate care. This is valid for each one of us. We all need to refrain from any actions or statements that could create new tensions."

The Prime Minister would like to keep his purchase of 'Jugs' on the down low, thank you very much!

Duchovny just won a Golden Globe this year for playing an over-sexed writer on Showtime's 'Californication' (a second season starts Sept. 28) proving that art truly does imitate life.

Shame he wasn't addicted to gay sex.

Can't win 'em all, Titan.

They can make it up to all of us by posting new pics of the delicious diver daily for the next month.

It opposes same sex unions as if they were the plague, and now it's dogging on sexually ambiguous Ricky Martin for fathering twin boys. (Note: he did it the old fashioned way ... with a turkey baster).

Not everyone is celebrating the news. The Catholic cardinal of Honduras, Oscar Andres Rodriguez, has accused the pop star of lacking dignity.

On a visit to Chile, the cardinal said, "What Martin did diminishes the dignity of a human being. You can't just buy or rent life. It's even worse when someone famous and in the public eye is doing it."

While the Pope has not weighed in, Mexican talk show host Esteban Arce also attacked the singer saying, "I don't think it's right to deny children of maternal figures, just because you have a big ego."

Puh-lease, we're sure Ricky knows a drag queen or two; what could be more maternal than that?

It all started two years ago when the good doctor was out and about in Memorial Park in Houston, Texas. He followed an undercover officer into the woods and was later arrested after flashing the cop.

The doctor claimed at trial he was merely looking to talk to someone about the "usual stuff" like marriage and family. In the trees. With his dick out.

The jury sided with the cop and gave the doctor a suspended sentence of two years of community supervision.

On appeal the man's lawyers tried a different tack by pointing out that the doctor had an extremely small penis; it was so small he would be embarrassed to show it to anyone save his wife. His lawyers also argued that even if he did expose himself his cock was too tiny to have been seen.

Justice Wanda McFee Fowler saw very little in the argument and upheld the charges. The doctor has since put a bid in for James Franco's prosthetic cock from the 'Milk" biopic.

And lucky for us he's been given numerous underwear gigs including 2Xist and International Jock. He's even been a muse for world renowned photographer Bruce Weber. Not bad for a 19-year-old.

But Justin wants to be more than just another pretty face. He's hoping for a career in country music, appearing on CMT's 'Nashville Star' (think 'American Idol' with a twang). We saw him perform. We think he should stick to his day job.

Judge for yourself after the jump ...