April 1, 2010 | Sex & Society

Basketball dunk leads to gay marriage in 9 states

Hottie playing basketballAll it took was a two-handed slam dunk by an openly gay man to convince people in 9 states to accept same-sex marriage.

"When I saw that dunk, I was like, 'Whoa!'" said Alabama state Sen. Hinton Mitchem, acknowledging that his office was flooded by demands for the legal recognition of same-sex marriages. "A guy with nasty moves like that should be entitled to the same fundamental rights as the rest of us."

The New York State Senate, however, was not equally moved. They passed a resolution stating that the dunk, though sweet, was not enough. A cool roundhouse kick from a gay mixed martial arts champion would be needed before it would allow homosexuals to marry.

And you know what that means ...

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