Sex & Society

Monty Stanley is sad.

The Capitol Crossroads Gay Rodeo Association held a “Best Buns” contest - on private property - and there was dancing involved. Men in chaps and jockstraps could be seen whooping it up. And Stanley's daughter and some of her friends, craning their necks to watch, got an eyeful of gay man butt.

“This town ain’t big enough for the both of us,” Stanley said in a complaint letter to the city.

“They had more than best buns,” he later told a local TV station. “They had everything out there naked, and you can see it plain as day. What I witnessed there and what you saw on that camera is no different than pornography.”

“I didn’t like it at all,” daughter Roonie Stanley whined. “It was uncomfortable for me and my friends to hear, and you could hear it from the house, and we still had a movie on.” (Because 'Saw III' is so much better for young eyes ...)

A spokeswoman for the rodeo association said asses were exposed. Nothing more.

Homophobic, perhaps? “Oh, no—that has nothing to do with it,” Stanley claimed. “I don’t care if that was a man and lady dancing there naked. You can’t have it.”

Still, we have a feeling if it had just been boobs a bouncin' Monty Stanley would not be sad.

Gay Rodeo’s Best Buns Contest Called ‘Pornography’ [GayVN]