October 15, 2009 | Funny Bits

Don't drink and get inked

A 27-year-old man in Sweden certainly has something between his legs he'll be talking about for years to come. Who else has two - yes two - cocks to show friends and family?

One of the dicks is a six-inch tattoo, put there by a tattoo artists who asked for total freedom in the design. And after drinking a full bottle of vodka, Joel was in no condition to argue. He had complimented a friend with a rather bizarre tat of a moustache on his finger; the tattoo artist overheard the conversation and offered to give something unique to the young Swede.

"The last thing I remember is leaving my apartment," Joal said. "I found out afterwards who it was. He works at a studio here. But I went along with it, he didn't exactly force me."

And it could have been worse. Click below and see how...

It's like a chia pet: you can grow your own pubes!

 Please, whatever you do, don't bite down!

The mermaids are nice ...

Imagine going through a metal detector and having to explain that!

 If you're going to do it, you might as well go all the way!