Vids:	148 (avg. 30 min.) No DRM
	Format (mode)		Size (px)	Speed
	Win. Media (download)		1280x720	1600k	33% of videos
	iPod / QTime (download)		640x360	850k
	Flash (stream)		640x360	unknown_k
Pics:	22,200
	Type	# Sets			Size (px)
	Photos	148 sets of 150 images			1200 x 800
Extras:	Comments forum

Hot:	Well crafted and acted hardcore anal scenes
Not:	Older scenes have been around a while.

Review date: October 2009

Kink.com entered the gay market in 2008, "tying up" a corner of the gay B & D niche with Bound Gods and following up a few months ago with the wrestling site Naked Kombat. Kink continues to "penetrate" the gay market with Butt Machine Boys , a fucking machine site which they rescued from obscurity and revitalized with all-new episodes.

Some guys think that mechanics, with their snug, oil-stained uniforms and work-rough hands, are the hottest things they'll find in a machine shop; who'd a thunk it might be the machines themselves that bring their wildest fuck fantasies to life? The super-specific Butt Machine Boys proves that some appliances are a turn-on. The site features videos and pictures of a bevy of buff jocks getting fucked hard by a variety of high-tech, high-powered uber dildoes. According to its warning page, Butt Machine Boys is all about “guys getting fucked hard by relentless machines…anal sex from robots, high quality fucking machines, homemade devices and even kitchen appliances.” Talk about lube jobs!

Tour

Butt Machine Boys' comprehensive tour lets you know exactly what you’re in for as a site subscriber. The full mirror tour lists every title on the site, and provides thumbnails and a trailer for each video, so you get an accurate, detailed picture. You’re also able to browse BMB’s member forum on the tour, where you’ll read current members' unvarnished opinions of the site’s content. Judging from their comments, BMB is well worth the price of membership.

Navigation

Like all of Kink.com’s sites, Butt Machine Boys has a cool, sexy black-and-red design. Updates appear at the top of the homepage, with older videos and image galleries arranged chronologically across the following pages. Directional buttons allow you to browse through the videos, or you can use a well-indexed search function to locate content featuring particular models…and machines. One suggestion: the video format options menu could stand to be more intuitive.

The Men and the Action

The BMB videos are as well-crafted and precise as its sleek fucking machines. All of the videos open with a detailed animated title sequence worthy of Mythbusters (another tech-obsessed series that demonstrates the inventiveness of San Francisco moving-image makers). Most proceed to a brief narrative set-up that is sometimes funny – for example, Race Cooper’s good-humored tour of the devices in the BMB stable – but never cheesy. Then, the videos get down to business, with the fuckees’ machine-handling directed by the off-screen voice of BMB impresario Van Darkholme.

The Butt Machine Boys are classic studs – well-built guys who are handsome without being pretty. You can imagine seeing them at the gym or grocery store…though watching them handle the Nautilus machines and root vegetables might clue you into their private pleasures. The action in the videos is centered around guys positioning their willing holes so that the mechanical manrammers can thrust deep inside.

Many of the guys on BMB are well-known performers with long careers in both vanilla and kink porn. Latin hottie Dominic Pacifico, for example, stars in a particularly punishing recent video. His smooth ass and thick, uncut cock are put through their paces by an assortment of menacing mechanical manhandlers that would make even an experienced bottom wince. But Dominic takes it like a pro and gets off to boot.

Video Details

The “Butt Machine” concept has been around since 2002, and may be familiar to many porn aficionados, but Kink.com’s streamlined version of BMB is relatively new. Currently, Butt Machine Boys boasts 148 videos, averaging 30 minutes in length, with at least one new scene added weekly. The videos are offered DRM-free, so download and enjoy.

Most of BMB's videos are offered both as streaming Flash movies and as downloadable files in Windows Media and MP4 formats. The most recent 1/3 are filmed in high definition; of these the Windows downloads have a bitrate of 1600 kbps, playing in a very large 1280x720 window. Older Windows downloads are 1,000 kbps, 640x360 pixels. The MP4s come in two sizes, the larger appropriate for Quicktime and a smaller option good for iPods and other small-screened devices. Individual videos can be downloaded in their entirety or as a series of shorter segments. A couple of the site’s oldest videos are available only as smaller Windows and Real Video files.

Every perfectly lit scene is shot from multiple angles, and usually features a single stud taking on at least two separate machines. The videos are expertly edited and their sound mixes – surprisingly important given the grunt-and-moan heavy action – are flawless. They run like a wet dream -- or a nightmare, depending upon your perspective.

Image and Other Content

Every video on BMB is paired with a gallery containing scores of high-resolution photos from that shoot. These artful 1200 by 800 pixel images aren’t an afterthought, like most sites’ galleries: they’re a substantial, and hot, part of Butt Machine Boys’ content.

BMB subscribers also have access to the members’ forum, where they’ll be able to share their thoughts on site content with like-minded perverts. Additionally, BMB features a “toy store” that allows members to purchase the consumer versions of their favorite fucking machines, giving a whole new meaning to the phrase “home game” – Jeopardy this is not.

Summing Up

If you like device-laden dungeons and hardcore anal action, then Butt Machine Boys is sure to get your motor running! You might wonder how a human top man can ever compete, but who cares, this stuff is hot!

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