"OK, the BIG news this week is that real-life best friends Max and Payne finally appear together in the same movie on Fratmen by overwhelming popular demand. Max and Payne met at the gym and became workout buddies so it made sense that their movie would be them working out together laughing and smiling all the while. They horse around in the pool and then jack off together like all buddies should. This movie is not only hot, it's almost a workout video on it's own!"
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