Once again, Hollywood has proven it is creatively drained as it prepares for yet another remake of a TV classic. This time it's Baywatch that's getting the big screen treatment.
The premise: The leader of the elite Baywatch lifeguard squad (Dwayne Johnson), clashes with a new recruit (Zac Efron). When a dead body is recovered from the ocean, the two must put aside their personal differences and work with their team to stop a criminal mastermind's drug trafficking operation. What a unique and clever idea!
Of course, what the movie has going for it is sexy people on a beach. And both Johnson and Efron are easy to look at, so there'll be one or two of you using the film as late night jerk-off material.
The movie comes out May 25, 2017.